Client:It’s too green. Make it greener.
Me: What? But… I thought it was too green?
Client:Exactly. Adding a bit more should make it a bit blue. Or yellow. I’m not sure which…
Autocorrect is the John Travolta of software.
Thank you for making ‘quarterly report’ into ‘quiet racist’.
meryl, brad and i at the oscars
You can be the Cool Girl or the New Girl, but if we destroy women in order to celebrate others, no one comes out on top.